Nothing annoys me more than stupid and rude. Put that into the Metro and I lose. My. Mind.
If you stand in front of the opening doors of the Metro or an Elevator, at the top or bottom of an escalator or moving walkway or just inside or outside of doors to a building and I can neither enter or exit because you're too busy talking to someone, or you all of the sudden have lost your mind and don't know where you are or where you’re going, if are not aware that these are not acceptable locations to loiter or are picking your nose etc. I will push you. If you fall and break a limb, I will laugh my ass off. And if I have to, I will walk over and/or on you to get on my way. It's that simple.
And don’t think that mouthing off will deter me, because I swear, as god is my witness, I will throw back twice what you give.You have no one to blame but yourself.
The correct thing to do if you’re not aware, is STEP TO THE SIDE or just KEEP ON WALKING.
A few extra points of procedure if I might…
- Elevator and metro doors are only open mere seconds at a time so moving in quick and orderly fashion is not only preferred, it is MANDATORY.
- Also with regards to elevators and metro cars. The order is as follows (with NO EXCEPTIONS)
1) People get OFF
Then and only then...
2) People get ON
- Escalators and moving walkways move… NON-STOP. It's what they do. It's who they are. There is no ‘Pause’ for idiots like you that can’t think of what to do after getting to the end of them. If you can’t remember where to go next, step off and to the side. There ARE people behind you that are not able to stop moving forward… they must go THROUGH you.
- Also with escalators and moving walkways, the standard accepted protocol is if you are just going to STAND there and not walk, MOVE TO THE RIGHT, ensuring you leave space on the left for those of us that don’t want to Age, doing nothing but wasting oxygen, looking like a bump on a log.
If all that’s too complicated for you then might I suggest you simply find a rock, crawl under it, curl up and die.
This has been a public service announcement from a person that has reached the limit.
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