#329 Christmas Gift SuggestShawn

Look, I love Christmas, I love gift Giving and i love my family...  but sometimes that's a dangerous competition...

So if you're stuck trying to think of a gift for mother and Father... if you're thinking on getting your parents a Tablet for Christmas... use me as your litmus test...

FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT'S HOLY, 

IF YOU LOVE THEM, 

IF YOU LOVE YOURSELF, 

DON'T DO IT!

GET THEM AN ETCH-A-SKETCH!

You're welcome.

#086 Nocturnal AbominaShawn

So the weird dreams continue...

Last night I drempt of flesh eating seals. 

I'm not entirely sure where this was, other than at a sea-side town. It started with a pod of seals attacking, killing and eating a gray whale. 

Once they were finished with that, they headed to shore. They headed to shore for more flesh and blood, and they were headed directly for us!

The seals had cornered about ten of us just up from the wharf, and as we ran around looking for a place to hide, to run for cover, all we could find was a KFC.

Of course the moment we all got inside and closed the door we realized that hiding in a fast food restaurant selling fried chicken  was probably not the best choice, and then the glass door shattered...

...and I thankfully woke up.