#256 Quick QuestShawn

Question: What do you do when you sleep for 12 hours (Friday night into Saturday morning)?

Answer:  Lounge around in bed for 2.5 hours. Naturally.

But can you blame me? I mean it was wet and cool out. AND, it was Saturday morning.  What else did you expect? Really?!

#225 Mystery QuestShawn

So it was raining today. All day. And, like any day where it rains, for some strange reason there are more people on the bus.  

But today there was a ton more people... but WHY?  The buses that are on the routes that I take all are long distance routes that do not stop often, like downtown city buses that stop at every other corner or so.  No, these buses only stop two or three times per Km. So, it's not like these are all people that would otherwise walk, but because of the rain they choose to take the bus.

So, on a day like to day with LOTS of rain, 3 buses didn't stop because they were full. There's just no good reason for that. I mean, it's a complete mystery. 

I think one of these days I'm going to ask one of these people where the hell they came from. Because, when you take the same bus every day of the week, you tend to notice the 'regulars' and these Wet Weather Bus Crashers,

All of this to say I was nearly 30 minutes late getting home tonight. Damn it!

#186 The $64,000 QuestShawn

Question:

What do you call a day where you sleep in, have a lovely walk in the Summer breeze, a lazy relaxing afternoon, a lovely barbecued meal, and a kick-ass cocktail?

Answer:

Today.

#170 Productivity InquisiShawn

I was asked today, by management,  why my performance increases on days where I'm pulling double or triple duty (depending on who is not in the dept).

I replied, "Because I'm able to concentrate without constant back-ground questions, conversations, coughing and interruptions."

In reply to that I was told, "You're the second person to give a similar response." ... I'm not surprised.

I think they were expecting me to inquire who else said that, or why they were asking.  I'm not a fish in a pond, I ain't biting . So, why they asked, is a mystery... a mystery I don't care about solving.

#087 QuestShawn

What do you do when you have nothing to say? When you're completely void of a coherent thought?

Why, post a picture of a Corgi wearing a Top Hat of course..

... and then make a hasty retreat.

Here's hoping I have another insane dream tonight.