Saturday, 14 June 2014

#165 Saturday ProgresShawn

Today was a good day.

We accomplished a long standing To Do list item. Re-oranize the kitchen island. We cleaned the house. Enjoyed a little s ofa time. Played with the kids. Tidied the Balcony. Uploaded about 300 pics to the Website (in progress) 

Now it's 9pm and it's time to relax, cuddle with the kids and watch a bit of TV.


Friday, 13 June 2014

#164 Monday RepetiShawn

I mean that in the best way...

The old bird was not in office again today. And even though Fridays are as busy as Mondays, I  got so much work done. The day flew by and wham, bam, thank you ma'am it was 5pm!

Best part... no minute by minute coughing fest!

I can think of no better way to start the weekend.  


Thursday, 12 June 2014

#163 Wet Foot FrustraShawn

Not only did it rain again today; apparently we have a mischievous elf in the house that managed to put a hole in not one, but both of my shoes. 

Yesterday everything was fine. No wet feet yesterday.

Today, however I may as well have walked bare foot in the St-Lawrence.

Yay... shoe shopping. Meh.

Wednesday, 11 June 2014

#162 Cough Cough CongestShawn

So sickie came into the office  again today.  Coughing up bits and pieces of her lungs all over the place.

After most of last week, that yesterday and today I had enough. Not only is she likely infecting the whole office, her coughing (and I'm not exaggerating when I say non-stop coughing) was rattling my sanity. 

Enough is enough. I'm tired of people coming into the office sick.  

I went to see the boss and HR. I pointed out that she really ought not be in the office - which is true. She sounds like death is rattling 'round her lungs. The boss went to see her and she managed to suppress her coughing for about five minutes. The moment he walked out of the call center she damn near passed out. 

HR is insisting that she see a Dr and she stays home until she comes in with a note indicating she's seen a Dr and they give their approval for her to be in the office. 

She went on and on about how the clinic she goes to doesn't take appointments and it's first come, first serve and she can never manage to be seen by a Dr (No shit Sherlock! That's what she's cough coughing on death's door.) Not good enough. I googled CLSC and her neighbourhood and gave her the number.  They made her call right away and she now has an appointment for Friday Morning.

Honestly, the entire office had to gang up on her to get her to see a Dr. Why do people rather gamble with their health than see a Dr.  Pisses me off.

On the plus side now I'll have the next two days Cough-Free and be able to get things done. She gets her lungs looked at and I get some peach and quiet... Win Win.

Tuesday, 10 June 2014

#161 Worktime FrustraShawn

Remember how much work I said I got done yesterday, when I was all alone?  Yes, well, lightning did not strike twice.

What did strike was shit to the fan. Monkey wrench in the machine.  

And by that I mean the co-worker returned.

Oh my god! Why couldn't she have stayed home again today?


Monday, 9 June 2014

#160 Monday TeleportaShawn

I woke up this morning, washed, got dressed and made my way to work.

A few minutes later I arrived back at home.

I have circled my day like a goldfish courses around the little purple castle in it's bowl.



In reality, somehow, in between leaving and returning home, I did the work of three people; myself, my co-worker (who called in sick) and the A/R person whom I cover on Fridays and Mondays. I took care of the follow-up of 11 clients that had issues on the weekend. Processed 5 reports. Handled all the incoming orders. Programmed a new cell phone for the office, with 57 contacts / 98 phone numbers.

Any yet, with all of that I had a great day and I don't feel like I did nearly the work I did, nor was gone as long as I usually am.

...not a bad way for start the work week.

Sunday, 8 June 2014

#159 PronunciaShawn

Rule of thumb:

If you cannot pronounce:
Jalapeño(s),
Marinade,
Sauté,
Risotto,
Gnocchi,
Espresso,
Paella,
or
Quinoa...


...maybe, just maybe, you shouldn't have your own cooking show on TV.