#190 Unwanted Bullshit RedempShawn

Today was Monday and Tuesday combined.  I don;t know what I did to who, or what or when, but clearly I was a rat bastard. It's the only explanation I can come to given the steaming, heaping pile of never ending crap that passed my desk today.

Clearly I've done someone wrong and Karma thought that today was a good day to cash in.

Also clearly; my boss is a total idiot.

As is my co-worked the coughing old bird.

Honestly, if both of them went away I'd clearly have a lot less stress and after a month or so of tidying up all the loose ends and fixing their mistakes, all would be well with the world.

Alas for now... I can only dream... of that day or winning the lotto... whichever comes first.

#188 Co-worker Correction RepetitShawn

So if this is Monday and the old Coughing Bird is off for the week that must mean, yup, you guessed it... time to clean up her errors...  

Nothing like sending the wrong product (and the wrong quantity) to the wrong client.

It's gonna be one of those weeks... both relaxing (because she's not there) and stressful (because she makes amazing mistakes that I'll have to clean up)

Let the good times roll!

#174 Co-Worker CorrecShawns

Day one of four without the Coughing Queen.

Guess how many mistakes I caught of hers today?

One? Nope.

Two? Nope.

Three? Nope.

Four? Nope.

Five?  YUP!  Johnny, tell the reader what they've won...

I don't wish her any ill will, but I have a sneaking suspicion they will not let her extend her retirement date any longer. Since I started with the company in Aug of 2006, she's been saying "Next Year". Well she's has given them a specific date of next Spring (April 30 2015) and honestly I don't think they will let her continue after that, if they don't get rid of her sooner.  She's costing the company a lot of money, and this is a company that is buying no-name coffee.  The pennies have been pinched and she's been shown wanting.

Can't wait to see what I uncover tomorrow.